Caught with her pants down and her cat on her chest... and dead.

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Wow, I guess it truly IS possible to die having sex. Or masturbating to porn for that matter. Poor thing, she must be so embarrassed. Oh wait, she's probably not since she's dead... And how about the cat? I like to think that if I died my cat Linus would give me CPR and not just sit on my chest. Also, I'd rather die having sex WITH someone rather than alone watching porn with a vibrator... I guess the lesson is this: MASTURBATE WITH A FRIEND.

Great, now I have to keep this in mind while I'm watching 4chan. And if you don't know what that is, don't find out. It's the bowels of the internet. Seriously.